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Tuesday, 1 November 2011

The Serious and the Smirk

"There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk." -- Charles Dickens


In much the same manner as I addressed the writing of letters in a previous post titled 'the sunshine of the light of letters' recently my wandering mind has fallen on the topic of art.


In May of 2010 Jenny turned 21, and I knew I had to get just the right present. Something special but not predictable, unique yet classic, different but timeless. I really don't know why I decided on having a portrait painted, it seemed like it fit all my criteria I suppose. 


And so I contacted the brother of my quantum physics professor in New Zealand and he agreed to take on the work. Jenny of course found out about the painting on her birthday but it was not finished, shipped or framed for another few months. These are all details however and not really the reason I felt compelled to write about such a matter. 


The truth is, I fear we no longer have an appreciation for belongings that are likely to outlast us. Houses today are built to last no more than 20 years in some cases, computers designed to be replaced within 5 years, clothing often unravels after a terrifyingly few number of uses and generally shoddy examples of construction or assembly are present in nearly everything we own. 


People do however tend to hold art in special regards. Maybe it has to do with preserving someone's tedious and talented work, maybe to do with the value of some pieces of art. Or maybe because paintings, drawings and art in general used to be the only way of documenting events, places and sometimes lives. One thing I know for sure is that, unless by some awful chance our portrait is destroyed, it will be cared for. Protected by Jenny and myself throughout our lifetimes and handed to our children upon our deaths. And maybe to their children upon theirs. 


It's a slightly grim thought that this piece of art may outlive us both, but also supremely interesting to think where it may be in 200 years, and who will be looking up at it hung on the wall. Asking themselves if the faces in the painting are serious or smirking.



Sunday, 14 August 2011

Example of Home-brew Instructions


“STOP THE PAIN” – Batch #

Date of brew: _________                Original Gravity ________________

Date of bottling: _______              Final Gravity ___________________

Yield: _________________                Alcohol content :________________

Cap Colour: ____________                                        


PREPARATIONS

o  Boil a small pot of water to use for yeast rehydration
o  Clean all brew tanks, pots and pans to be used, strainer, airlocks and hydrometer with boiling water and set aside.
o  Boil the following amounts of water and leave the water in the tanks during further preparations. This is the water that will be used in fermentation. (the remainder of the volume will be made up of wort and melted ice used for cooling the wort)


10 litre tank
20 litre tank
60 litre tank
Water
2 Litres
12 Litres
40 litres

o  Gather all ingredients and weigh out the correct amount as follows:

Ingredient
10 Litres
20 Litres
60 Litres
140 Litres
Pale malt extract
1.5 kilograms
3.0 kilograms
9.0 kilograms
21.0 kilograms
Crystal malt
100 grams
200 grams
600 grams
1.4 kilograms
Chocolate malt
40 grams
80 grams
240 grams
560 grams
Cara red grain
50 grams
100 grams
200 grams
700 grams
Marris Otter grain
50 grams
100 grams
200 grams
700 grams
Progress Hops
12 grams
24 grams
72 grams
168 grams
Styrian Golding hops
14 grams
28 grams
84 grams
196 grams
Yeast
Half packet
Full packet
3 packets
7 packets

BREWING

o  Heat a stock pot of water (5 litres of water if doing a 10 or 20 litre tank, 10 litres of water for a 60 litre tank) to 70C and then remove from heat
o  Add all grains to the stock pot in a hops bag, cover and allow to steep for 20 minutes.
o  While ingredients are steeping; rehydrate the yeast by stirring it into 2 cups of 35C water, in a glass container then cover with cling film and set aside
o  Once the grains have been steeped, remove them from the water and bring the water to a boil
o  Prepare the hops for addition
o   Full measure of Progress hops
o   2 half measures of Styrian Golding hops
o  Remove the pot from the heat and stir in the Pale malt extract
o  When the extract has completely dissolved return the pot to a boil
o  Add the Progress hops and one of the Styrian Golding hops
o  Begin timing the one-hour-boil
o  Tend the pot and watch for the ‘Hot break’.  TIME OF HOT BREAK:  __________
o  After 45 minutes of boiling add the second measure of Styrian Golding hops
o  When the one-hour-boil is over put the lid on the pot, and remove from the heat
o  Cool the wort to between 18C and 32C as quickly as possible by placing the pre-boiled ice in the wort and stirring until the ice has melted (0.7kg of ice per litre of boiling wort)
o  Check that the water in the brew tank has cooled, if not then add sterilized ice.
o  Add the rehydrated yeast to the brew tank
o  Add the wort to the brew tank by pouring it through a strainer
o  Top up the brew tank with cool water if necessary (ALREADY BOILED!)
o  Sterilize the hydrometer
o  Take a hydrometer reading and make note of the original gravity ________________
o  Seal the brew tank and move it to its final location (pick somewhere which stays at 18C-23C)
o  Once finished moving the tank, insert the airlock.
o  Fill the airlock to the “fill line” with coloured water
o  Boil a large pot of water and freeze it so it may be used during the next brew to cool the wort.

Fermentation Observations:






Bottling

o  Gather materials
o   Hydrometer
o   Bottles
o   Crown caps
o   Siphon tubing, valve and sediment trap
o   Mixing tool
o   Sugar
o   Steam gun
o  Boil a large pot of water to use for sterilizing
o  Boil a medium sized pot of water for the priming sugar
o  Prepare the priming sugar
o   dissolve 2.5 grams of sugar per 500ml bottle in as little boiling water as possible and leave to cool
o  Sterilize mixing tool
o  Sterilize the hydrometer
o  Remove the airlock from the brew tank and move it to the correct location for bottling
o  Open the tank and measure the final gravity  ________________
o  Add the priming sugar
o  Gently mix the priming sugar into the beer and reseal the tank
o  Allow 30 minutes for the beer to settle
o  Sterilize all bottles to be used with a steam gun
o  Sterilize all crown caps to be used
o  Sterilize siphon tubing, sediment trap and siphon valve
o  Prepare siphon for use by filling with hot water
o  After the beer is settled; re-open the brew tank and insert the siphon
o  Begin filling bottles
o  Cap and label all bottles and pack in boxes
o  Leave boxes at 18-25C for 2 weeks before drinking

Additional notes:





Tasting notes:

During bottling:

After one week:

After two weeks:

After three weeks:

After one month: